Order# BLASFEMURS
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If you eat an entire cake without cutting it you technically only had one piece
Order#: CAKE
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DRUMMERS
The other day I yelled into a colander and I strained my voice
Order# COLANDER
When someone says "stop living in the past" I say, "but the music was so much better back then"
Order# PAST
Not to brag or anything but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.
Order# BRAG
Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store.
Order#RAGE
I've come to the conclusion that I have a memory like an Etch-A-Sketch... I shake my head and forget everything!
Order# MEMORY
My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as "respect for others"
Order# SPANKED
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, So now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
Order# PARKING
